Wish Corruption!

[kanibal]

It's a popular game on some forums I'm on but I've never had the chance to start it before... So here goes.

First poster makes a wish, 2nd poster grants it, but not in the obvious way it was intended. (Make em' wish they didn't wish for it ;))
After corrupting the persons wish, make your own and see if someone else can corrupt that for you.

Obviously, I have to start.

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I wish I'd started this game sooner.

[Rainbow Dash]

Granted!
You started the game so early that it was one of the first ever forum games, and is now never played because it's uncool

[kanibal]

I wish Thrash knew how to play this game.... *Facepaws*

[Rainbow Dash]

Doh >< I forgot, sorry.


*granted, Thrash can now play the game, but you're now obligated to play it with him, forever*

I wish I had an awesome fursuit.

[Saethwr]

granted...you how have a anthro awesome face fursuit

i wish all currency was made of chocolate

[kanibal]

Granted,

However even the British summers are enough to melt anything that's left of currency and the economic downturn worsens drastically.


I wish I had something nice to eat right now...

[Rainbow Dash]

Granted! You now have a turkey and mustard sandwich, but the turkey's a little dry! (see who gets that reference)

I wish I was irresistible to women.

[Scot Skunk]

Granted but you only look irrisistable to these women: http://media.photobucket.com/image/ugly%20women/mduncan2006/Ugly.jpg

I wish I could transform into any anthro cartoon character.

[Rainbow Dash]

Granted, but once you do you forget who you are and wish that you could transform into a human.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[kanibal]

Granted, now you can't ever remove that horrible image of that with from your head.

I wish I had less lazy...

[Kepe]

Granted, you are no longer lazy at all, and will soon work yourself into a nervous breakdown.

I wish I was at a furcon.

[Rainbow Dash]

Granted, you are no longer lazy at all, and will soon work yourself into a nervous breakdown.

I wish I was at a furcon.

Granted you're hurtled into the future to the last ever ScotiaCon, in the year 3027. You find that the fandom's degenerated with so much drama to the point that the con is just giant argument/brawl. You get badly beaten up and leave teh fandum for evar.

(Jesus, I can be pretty mean >=3)

I wish my back wasn't achey today.

[kanibal]

Granted, it'll just be twice as bad tomorrow because you put it off. Like you didn't see that coming.

And I would consider your prediction of the 3027 fandom accurate, honestly.

I wish it wasn't though...

[Marcony]

Granted, but just have a you caused tear Space massive continuum the in time.

I suppose I'd better wish for some gaffer tape.

[Rainbow Dash]

Granted! But after using it for a quick fix for your stall, it gives way, and most of your stock is damaged to the point it can't be sold >=3

[Scot Skunk]

i wish Thrash remembered the rules of this game ;)

[Marcony]

Granted, Although it would probably help if I could remeber what game this was.

Finsbury Park

[Rainbow Dash]

Work was distracting, soree x3

I wish my work wasn't so distracting

[Wulfie]

granted but now you work is very boaring and you cant stop thinking about a toilet break.

i wish a pirate :P

[Ziege the Goat]

Granted, but now you have a ship with pink paint on it! Mwuahhaha!


I wish for a really awesome car. :o

[Rainbow Dash]

Granted! You now drive a Model T Ford, considered by many vintage car enthusiasts to be "awesome."

I wish I could have had a lie in today.

[Wulfie]

granted but you will still be late for work.

i wish i had monies <( ' )3

[Rainbow Dash]

Granted, you now have 30p

I wish someone'd reply to me on msn :V

[Wulfie]

granted but all you get is a picture of buzz killington.

i wish i was buzz killington

[Rainbow Dash]

Granted, you're now the most boring person in the world, everyone hates you.

I wish I had a working laptop.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

granted, but you decide to get a mac, and you spend all your money on it, and can't afford to run the convention :(

I wish... For something that can't be corrupted! :) :) :)

[Pyrenea Mendez]

I wish that the game didn't stop after I posted... :(

[kanibal]

Granted, but you wont like it any more because someone will point out that if you wish for something that can't be corrupted, we can't post ;)

I wish I had seen that sooner...

[Pyrenea Mendez]

granted, you can now see into the future(???)and you're scared with what you see, so you go all emo and hurt yourself ...

I wish I had a super special awesomely realistic fursuit!

[Rainbow Dash]

Granted! You now have a a fursuit so realistic, you're mistaken for a genuine furry, and are raped to death by furverts at your next furcon >=3

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted! You now have a a fursuit so realistic, you're mistaken for a genuine furry, and are raped to death by furverts at your next furcon >=3


Aww :'( I wish ThrashWolf would make a wish after corrupting other peoples...

[Rainbow Dash]

I always forget that part ><

I wish that I wasn't in glasgow this weekend.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted. You're now in the slums of Rio De Jenerio, where you get mugged and left for dead in a gutter.

I wish it was time for Scotiacon already!

[kanibal]

Granted, it is, so why are you still at home on you're computer you've missed 90% of it...

I really wish Thrash knew how to play this game...

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted. He now sits on the forums, clicking refresh every 5 seconds waiting to corrupt and make another wish, leaving no time for Scotiacon.

I wish... I was captain of the USS Enterprise (I'm just after watching the new movie :D)

[Pyrenea Mendez]

I wish people wouldn't stop playing after I wish :(:(:(:(:(:):(

[Pyrenea Mendez]

I wish people wouldn't stop playing after I wish :(:(:(:(:(:):(


Seriously. I wish people wouldn't stop playing after I post. It makes me feel sad inside :(:(:):(:(:(:(:(:):(:):(

[Aziza bunny]

I wish people wouldn't stop playing after I wish :(:(:(:(:(:):(


Seriously. I wish people wouldn't stop playing after I post. It makes me feel sad inside :(:(:):(:(:(:(:(:):(:):(


okies instead every posts at the same time and the site crashes :omfg:


i wish i wasn't so bored and had a fun job to do instead. :(

[Pyrenea Mendez]

I wish people wouldn't stop playing after I wish :(:(:(:(:(:):(


Seriously. I wish people wouldn't stop playing after I post. It makes me feel sad inside :(:(:):(:(:(:(:(:):(:):(


okies instead every posts at the same time and the site crashes :omfg:


i wish i wasn't so bored and had a fun job to do instead. :(


Granted. You now work as a big hollywood movie star - starring in "Furrys - The Musical", and therefore have no time to do anything, become a drug addict, then go into rehab.

I wish... I could be bothered to finish my course work. It's due in on Monday, and I can't be bothered doing it :(

[Aziza bunny]

Granted, you finish your course work but then you get sucked into a vacuum of space which you can't escape from.

I wish ''Furrys-The Musical'' was real and i was staring in it :love:

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, you finish your course work but then you get sucked into a vacuum of space which you can't escape from.

I wish ''Furrys-The Musical'' was real and i was staring in it :love:


Granted. ThrashWolf plays the leading man, and you both fall in love and have a violent love affair. You become pregnant and have his 60 million children, and die during the birth.

I wish Aziza bunny didn't die...

[Aziza bunny]

Granted but i come back as a zombie who wants revenge for your corruption going wrong and i hunt you down and eat you then stumble of to find more flesh

I wish I didn't eat Pyrenea :(

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted but i come back as a zombie who wants revenge for your corruption going wrong and i hunt you down and eat you then stumble of to find more flesh

I wish I didn't eat Pyrenea :(


Granted. The "eating Pyrenea" has now been removed from the forums because it was deemed as an innuendo, and you have been banned, little missy, for your rudeness!

I wish... Something really bad would happen to whoever corrupts this wish :D

[Aziza bunny]

Granted I'm now going to lose all my money and my job and have to move home with my parents :(

I wish what i wrote above wasn't true

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted I'm now going to lose all my money and my job and have to move home with my parents :(

I wish what i wrote above wasn't true


Granted. You now live with your grandparents.

I wish. My dog would stop licking herself! The noise is really annoying!

[Aziza bunny]

Granted your dog now has no tongue and you need to feed her meat by hand

I wish i had something to wish for

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted your dog now has no tongue and you need to feed her meat by hand

I wish i had something to wish for


Granted. You wish for my dog to have her tounge back, you mean person!

I wish for a wish that wishes for every wish to be wishing that all wishes cannot be wishing the wish for all of wishdom to be a wish.

[Aziza bunny]

granted but not knowing what power you have invoked the world freeze's

i wish i wasn't a mean person :(

[Pyrenea Mendez]

granted but not knowing what power you have invoked the world freeze's

i wish i wasn't a mean person :(


Granted. I don't wanna corrupt this wish, so I won't.

I wish that they would announce the dates for Scotiacon already!

[Scot Skunk]

Granted. I don't wanna corrupt this wish, so I won't.

I wish that they would announce the dates for Scotiacon already!


granted, but you find out it's the same day you've got to go in for the operation... yeah

I wish fursuits were easier to hide from parents.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted. I don't wanna corrupt this wish, so I won't.

I wish that they would announce the dates for Scotiacon already!

granted, but you find out it's the same day you've got to go in for the operation... yeah

I wish fursuits were easier to hide from parents.


Granted. They are now microscopic and therefore, you can't wear it!
That's what you get for making me miss scotiacon!

I wish scot skunk didn't make me need an operation that makes me miss scotiacon!

[Rainbow Dash]

Wish granted!

You're now involved in a horrible accident days before SC, and you miss the con because you have to wait for your operation :P

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted. You can no linger live on land, so you die.

I wish you didn't die.

[Pinky]

Granted. Even when the sun has swollen up and consumed the earth, Thrash will be flying around in empty air in the universe still alive.

I wish I had my own country.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, but there's a lot of oil in it, so America invades it and kills you.

I wish you didn't die now ^_^

[Rainbow Dash]

Granted, now both me an Pinky float around in the universe.

I wish to be the little girl


(If you get the reference... well, you're as depraved as I am n.n)

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, now both me an Pinky float around in the universe.

I wish to be the little girl


(If you get the reference... well, you're as depraved as I am n.n)

No, I don't get the reference. But granted. You now have a sex change operation that goes horribly wrong, and you end up as a hermaphrodite ^_^

I wish Thrash didn't have a failed sex change operation.

[Rainbow Dash]

No, I don't get the reference. But granted. You now have a sex change operation that goes horribly wrong, and you end up as a hermaphrodite ^_^

I wish Thrash didn't have a failed sex change operation.

Wish granted, I'm now I complete woman o.o

I wish I was a guy again.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Wish granted, I'm now I complete woman o.o

I wish I was a guy again.

Granted. I'm not sure how I'm gonna mess this up without making this thread an 18+, so I won't ^_^

I wish... I could turn invisible.

[Rainbow Dash]

Granted, you're now invisible. You also lose the abilities to speak and interact with physical objects, and everyone forgets about you.

I wish that Joecifur would finish my fursuit commission.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, you're now invisible. You also lose the abilities to speak and interact with physical objects, and everyone forgets about you.

I wish that Joecifur would finish my fursuit commission.

Grated, but because I can't speak and interact with physical objects, I can't grant it, so it's your own fault!

I wish I could speak and interact with physical objects, whilst still being able to be invisible!

[Squishy]

Grated, but because I can't speak and interact with physical objects, I can't grant it, so it's your own fault!

I wish I could speak and interact with physical objects, whilst still being able to be invisible!


Granted but because you are invisible every time you speak or interact with another person or living being they assume you are a ghost and run away terrified leaving you isolated and alone for the rest of your natural (invisible) life.

I wish i could run the world according to my own personal principles and morals

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted but because you are invisible every time you speak or interact with another person or living being they assume you are a ghost and run away terrified leaving you isolated and alone for the rest of your natural (invisible) life.

I wish i could run the world according to my own personal principles and morals

Granted, but you die soon after being given this power.

I wish for chocolate!

[Rainbow Dash]

I wish for chocolate!


Granted, you get death by chocolate

*bludgeons to death with a toblerone*

I wish Someone'd never give me up, never let me down, never turn around and hurt me.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted. You are now Rick Astley, and you are put to death because you Rick Roll'd the queen.

I wish I wasn't bludgeoned to death with a Toblerone.

[Pinky]

Granted you will choke on a mint instead.

I wish work would stop bloody pestering me

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted. You're fired.

I wish I didn't choke on a mint...

[Rainbow Dash]

Granted! You choke on small white rock you mistook for a mint.

I wish that rbw was here already.

[Pinky]

Granted! You now only have a few days before it's all over :(

I wish I was with a special someone right now

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted. You're with the person who killed 50,000,000 people. Is that special enough?

I wish... My dog would stop barking.

[Channon]

Granted, your dog has stopped barking...

Only because you changed to a different multiverse and it changed into a human.

I wish I had pet velociraptor with racing stripes :P

[Pinky]

Granted. You now look like raw ragout. Many, many pieces everywhere...

I wish I wasn't living alone.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted. You now look like raw ragout. Many, many pieces everywhere...

I wish I wasn't living alone.

Granted. You now live with a multitude of vermin.

I wish I had a hat.

[Channon]

I wish I had a hat.


Granted... you now have a history of approximation theory :)

I wish I had a fan

[Pinky]

Granted. But it's broken and doesn't work.

I wish I had more money.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted. But it's broken and doesn't work.

I wish I had more money.

Granted. Here's a penny. Spend it as you please.

I wish I had... something nice :)

[Channon]

Granted... here is some cornice ;)

I wish I had a Jeep

[Rainbow Dash]

Granted, here you go, she's all yours
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42455000/jpg/_42455976_glasgow_crash_afp_gal.jpg

I wish that MArc would reply to my damned text already :V

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, here you go, she's all yours
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42455000/jpg/_42455976_glasgow_crash_afp_gal.jpg

I wish that MArc would reply to my damned text already :V

Granted... I'm not sure how I would corrupt this...

I wish I knew how to corrupt that wish...

[Pinky]

Granted. You just hugely insulted Thrash.

I wish it was Friday morning and the next weekend lasted for years.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted. You are now stuck in groundhog day on Friday.

I wish, I wish upon a star!

[Pinky]

Granted. You are standing on the sun for less than a second before burning up.

I wish it was sunshine today.

[Channon]

Granted... All thermal functions on the sun have ceased and NASA sends some astronauts to fix it with a big bomb

I wish I had lots of free time :(

[Black Wolf]

Granted... All thermal functions on the sun have ceased and NASA sends some astronauts to fix it with a big bomb

I wish I had lots of free time :(


Granted! You now have so muc free time you never do anything again...ever.....not even breath

I wish that i had a hammer so i could hammer in the morning, i could hammer in the evening, i could hammer all night long.

[Pinky]

Granted. An extremely annoyed neighbour decides to shoot you (I know I would).

I wish I could bend time

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted. An extremely annoyed neighbour decides to shoot you (I know I would).

I wish I could bend time

Granted, but you accidentally cause a space/time inversion destroying the universe and everything in it. I hope you're happy.

I wish I could fly. I believe I can touch the sky. *forgets the next lines of the song*

[Pinky]

You think about it every night and day? ;)

Granted, you fly so high you run out of oxygen and tumble to a quick death.

I wish I was at RBW now.

[Black Wolf]

Granted, you are however one or two days earlier and accidentally end up in Brixton highstreet for the night.....i bid you good luck

I wish that SC would just come aroud a little faster

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted. Due to the way that the universe works, you sit in a car that is moving, therefore causing time around you to pass faster. Hurray for special relativity!

I wish for chocolate!

[Black Wolf]

Granted. However... http://skeptisys.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/ww-augustus.jpg

I wish that life were simpler!

[Channon]

Granted, life is now so simple that all human kind has diminished with the exception of one man.

I wish I had the brains of a computer

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted. You can now preform complex arithmetic, but have lost the ability to communicate, and only accept input from a PS/2 complicit keyboard that is plugged into your rectum.

I wish for... something to wish for.

[Pinky]

Granted. You are now swamped with things to wish for and drowning in unfulfilled needs.

I wish I was with Thrash right now. :lovestruck:

(HAH go on, corrupt that wish without getting thrown off the forum, I dare you!) :p

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Erm... I'm actually scared of what'll happen if I did, cause you seem quite confident that something will... So I'm just gonna leave you :)

I wish I wasn't swamped with wishes :(

[Pinky]

Heheh you now only have one wish, it is all you ever think about, your obsession consuming your mind slowly.

I wish I wasn't ill.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Dawww. Granted. But you can now no longer wish for things that would just be plain nasty to corrupt.

I wish for a nice fish dish.

[Pinky]

Granted. You have a nice fish dish with lemon wedges on top, but the cat is licking on it and trying to eat it.

I wish I didn't have swine flu (yes got told by the doctors this morning).

[Pyrenea Mendez]

DAMN YOU AND YOUR INCORRUPTIBLE WISHES! Granted. :@

I wish that you would stop wishing for things that corrupting would make us out to be heartless monsters.

[Pinky]

Granted. I now wish for things too easy to corrupt and so this will be boring :)

I wish I had all the money in the world. (go on, that one is easy ;) )

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted. You now cause a global recession, making it worthless.

I wish money wasn't worthless.

[Pinky]

Granted. Now money are EVERYTHING and can indeed buy love, happiness and sunshine.

I wish I wasn't isolated right now (swine flu) but had someone to talk to.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted. Here's a phone. You can now talk to whomever you please.

I wish that I could... Create artificial wormholes through subspace!

[Pinky]

Granted. Sadly the universe implodes.

I wish I knew the cast of SG1 personally.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted. But I have to know them too. Claudia Black = <3

I wish I didn't tweet as much...

[Pinky]

<3 Vala Mal Doran! You have good taste (now stop pretending you're straing, you're male and furry and breaking the prejudice :p )

Granted. You now never tweet and lose contact with all your friends.

(You got twitter too? Omg add me, I'm Pinkyfennec!)

I wish I had written all my articles for my education.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

<3 Vala Mal Doran! You have good taste (now stop pretending you're straing, you're male and furry and breaking the prejudice :p )

Granted. You now never tweet and lose contact with all your friends.

(You got twitter too? Omg add me, I'm Pinkyfennec!)

I wish I had written all my articles for my education.


(What about Thrash? Wouldn't he be be breaking the prejudice too :O)
Granted. Now all you do is write articles, and you miss ScotiaCon! OH NOES!

I wish I could be bothered going to twitter to follow you.

[Pinky]

(Well I KNOW he's straight for obvious reasons... *giggles like a school girl*) :lovestruck:

I dun wanna miss SC! *tragedy* Anyway, on with matters...

Granted. You now only read what I post on twitter and therefore live your life through someone else.

I wish I had all the cooking books in the world.

[Rainbow Dash]

(Oh, you *know* do you? And how's that? is this why? *kisses ya*)

Wish granted, you now have all the cooking books in the world. You use the combined knowledge to create a sentient dish which eats people (it came from soviet russia).

I wish I didn't have swine flu

[Pinky]

Ooohh heheh *blushes and kisses you back* Mebbe it is ;)

In Sovjet Russia, revue watches youuuuuu! (sorry just saw that Simpsons episode)

Wish granted, you have now given it to me to be ill for twice the amount of time... :/

I wish you were here right now so I could kiss you :)

[Rainbow Dash]

Wish granted, you kiss me (That's corruption enough :P)

I wish I had real zippo lighter instead of my rip-off

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted... But... But... Something bad happens!!

I wish that I could move to somewhere less cold and wet.

[Pinky]

Granted, you now live in Sudan.

I wish random people calling themselves "little bunny" would stop adding me on Skype.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted... You now don't have Skype!

I wish Microsoft would stop screwing me about with Windows 7.

[Pinky]

Granted. You now have windows vista.

I wish... that Thrash had a working microphone again.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted... But... Oh for goodness sake! Stop thinking of hard ones to corrupt!

I wish that you would stop wishing for things that are hard to corrupt!

[Pinky]

Granted. This game now becomes too easy and therefore boring for you.

I wish I gah.. ok not something involving Thrash...

Ok ok I wish I .... ok not anything to do with being well after my illness either...


ok I wish... that... you know what? I'm pretty happy, I got nothing to wish for. yay I'm lucky!

*lol* Someone else take over here please :D

[Channon]

Very well... :P

I wish I could make diamonds :D

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted. You're now a volcano

I wish that I could think of another 1000 words for this damn report :(

[Black Wolf]

Granted. You are however just like Marvin the paranoid android now.

I wish i had fur like a wuff so that i was so damn cold all the time XD

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted. You are however just like Marvin the paranoid android now.

I wish i had fur like a wuff so that i was so damn cold all the time XD
Fur so you were so damn cold? Ok. Granted. Enjoy your magical cooling fur...

I wish that "Deal or no Deal" would hurry up and GO AWAY!

[Black Wolf]

Wish granted, it does but its replaced by that programme hosted by those menopausal women who just complain about men! (I forget what its called)

I wish that i had a wish to wish on a wish with! (try say saying that 3 times fast :p)

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted.... You've now got explosive diahorrea :P

I wish that superman was real :\

[Black Wolf]

Granted....however guess who turns up (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Zod)

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I wish that i could get some more sleep

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted. You now are sleeping-beauty, awaiting the kiss from a handsome prince who goes by the name of "Charles", apparently :P

I wish I could afford to live somewhere else...

[Black Wolf]

Granted. You now are sleeping-beauty, awaiting the kiss from a handsome prince who goes by the name of "Charles", apparently :P

That is possibly one of the best corruptions I've ever seen *shudders at the thought*

Back on track.....Granted! You now own a prime piece of real estate on the flood plains of outer Mongolia

I wish i could fly, i wish i could touch the sky...

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, but you fall asleep halfway through across the Atlantic Ocean when traveling to America, and plummet to your watery death.

I wish you didn't die.

[Black Wolf]

Granted, I am however now surgically attached....to your left knee

I wish that i had more red bull as its much better than sleep!

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, here's a red bull... Or is it!? >.> <.< >.>

I wish for a tree.

[Dark Wolf]

Granted!

But the tree was filled with wasps and lava!!!

I wish for lots of pizza :D

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, but because I'm allergic to wasp stings, I die and can't grant it :(

I wish I didn't die :P

[Black Wolf]

Granted! However it puts you back in the situation of having me surgically attached to your knee >:3

I wish i could walk on water

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, you can walk on frozen water, now.

I wish there wasn't a wolf attached to my knee...

[Dark Wolf]

Granted!

But Wasps were attached to your knee instead :D

I wish for more money.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted. Heres a penny. Just don't spend it all in one place :)

I wish. That is all.

[Black Wolf]

Granted. That is not all however...It has been granted in such a way that time and space itself has come to an abrupt end!

I wish i had more time!

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, though time is relative, so really, you have all the time in the universe available and can't get any more. Due to this, a rip appears in space, leaking harmful lepton radiation from sub-space; causing all life to slowly shrivel up and die. I hope you're happy. >:(

I wish for a boat.

[Black Wolf]

Granted although while travelling quickly in your boat you cause time dilation to occur to the extent that you run into a former version of yourself the resulting time paradox of course destroys everything that has been, is and will be. It better have been a nice boat! :p

I wish the universe didn't always end.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, but that in it's self causes a time paradox, destroying the universe.

I wish for a tree.

[Black Wolf]

Granted. You have your tree and a mighty fine tree it is too but the next inevitable end of the universe destroys it. (i promise i will come up with something better next time ;) )

I wish for more snow!

[Dark Wolf]

Granted, but the snow was acid snow due to your pollution!
Happy now :sad:

I wish for a nice drink of Coke!

[Black Wolf]

Granted. You in fact have the ultimate drink of coke except that within seconds it has dissolved your teeth! >.<

I wish that i had more energy drink!

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted. You drink so many energy drinks that you run round the Earth really fast, like in Superman II, causing it to spin backwards, breaking the laws of physics and making time reverse. This causes a universe consuming blackhole to appear in the middle of the Earth.

I wish for a Universe ending paradox. :)

[Black Wolf]

Granted....however...it....doesn't end. Wow, this is kinda hard to corrupt. I do believe good sir you have broken the game!

I wish the game was unbroken!

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, however, due to the game ending due to a universe ending paradox being averted, the universe must end so that the game may live.

I wish for fish.

[Dark Wolf]

Granted! But again due to your pollution the rivers were dirty and the fish tasted and smelled like raw sewage

I wish for Obama to visit Scotland!

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, but Neds slash him.

I wish for a subspace inversion, please :)

[Black Wolf]

Granted, however...see plot of Event Horizon (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119081/) for how this one ends!

I wish for a biological pathogen that only attacks the central nervous system of rancid chavs

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, but it has no effect on Neds (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ned_(Scottish)), and they take over the world. They then play with the LHC in CERN, and cause a universe ending Black Hole. :)

I wish all my corruptions wouldn't end in the universe ending.

[Dark Wolf]

Granted! But instead all your corruptions involved you ending instead

I wish Pyrenea didnt have to die!

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, however that requires you not granting my last wish, resulting in a universe ending paradox.

I wish that the universe didn't end.

[Dark Wolf]

Granted! but since you have wished that too many times now the wish fused out and caused the universe to end anyway!!!

I wish that never happened.

[Black Wolf]

NOT granted....because it never happened, however, it did and a time paradox ensues tearing a space time rift between our world and another of pure evil!

I wish, not that i think its still safe to, that i could have a frontal lobotomy

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted. Erm... *corrupts the wish, somehow*

I wish for a Coronal Mass Ejection.

(Basically, it's like a giant solar flare. When one happens, the least that'll happen is that it'll short-circuit all of our electrics, and due to residual electro magnetism, no electronics'll work for at least a couple of hundred years. The worst is that the magma centre of the Earth will vaporise and expand rapidly, causing the Earth to explode.)

Also: Our sun is way over due for one :)

[Black Wolf]

Granted! However, guess who's on station to stop everything going wrong (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000246/) (as he's experienced in stopping space based disasters)

I wish for an extinction level event

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, but that involves granting my wish, thus making your corruption void, thus ending all life except Chuck Norris.

I wish that Chuck Norris will restart the human race.

[Black Wolf]

Granted, do i have to corrupt this one, it sounds like a good option.....ah well...he does, via self stimulated cell division the world is populated only by Chuck Norris....actually i can't corrupt this. Mr Norris can't be killed, he has no beginning or end, its just impossible >.<

I wish life wasn't so confusing!

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, it's now so simple that your mind over-complicates it, meaning you can't over come the various obstacles you encounter in life, thus causing a universe ending paradox, for no adequately explored reason.

I wish for a puppy.

[Drako_Dragonis]

Granted! Your so active you take up cliff jumping.

I wish I could fly.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, however, you fall asleep whilst flying and fall to your death.

I wish you didn't die...

[Esqui]

Granted, but you die instead


I wish I had a plan for this evening

[Drako_Dragonis]

Granted! Your at a death metal gig. (Shot in the dark, don't know what music you like :P)

I wish the it wasn't so muggy.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, but... Something happens... and... Erm... UNIVERSE ENDING EXPLOSION! :V

I wish for new glasses.

[Drako_Dragonis]

(OMG, you couldn't corrupt my last wish ? I win! >.=.<)

Granted, Your new glasses look like this ...
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cYk159Qe7Rs/SgDLKjfMYaI/AAAAAAAAArI/u2ELo9lh_T4/s400/elton_john.jpg

I wish I had a cup of tea.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, but the tea isn't fair-trade, so you have to live with the guilt of the poor farmers who you killed for because you wouldn't spend an extra 50p.

I wish for 3 more wishes.

[Drako_Dragonis]

Granted! but by the eternal laws of wish granting, which clearly state that you may only receive a maximum of 3, by using your first to wish for 3 more, your wish total would be taken to 4 thus forfeiting all 3 >.=.<

I wish I had scales.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted. *gives a small box with two scales in* have fun. >:3

I wish for a table.

[Drako_Dragonis]

Granted! *Hands you a cope of the Periodic table*

I wish had a 'playmate'.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MHp8WeqqYFM/RvcQzxJ5rVI/AAAAAAAAANk/AEki-J3dKGk/s320/clip.jpg

Have fun ^^

I wish for lamp.

[Drako_Dragonis]

(Ahh no! not that paper clip >.=.<)

Granted! But after installing, you relise your software has come with it's own set of unexplaned critical errors which hamper your progress everytime you use it.

I wish could live for 200 years.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, but after 75 years you get married and have children. You then need to live and see your partner, children, grand children and great children die.

I wish for a candle

[Drako_Dragonis]

Granted, *Hands you a roman candle* Play safe & don't light it indoors whatever you do ^.=.~

I wish I had a PHD.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, but it's this kind (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parisada_Hindu_Dharma) of PHD.

I wish for the internet. All of it.

[Drako_Dragonis]

Granted, But you die of boredom waiting on it all to load >.=.<

I wish for a pure though.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted - you get a purely disgusting and twisted thought!.

I wish, I wish upon a star.

[Drako_Dragonis]

Granted! But you soon wish you hadn't, as the star your wishing on has no atmosphere.

I wish I was the last king of Scotland

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted. But you're assassinated shortly after your coronation.

I wish for cake.

[Drako_Dragonis]

Granted. *Hands you a cake of soap* Enjoy! ^.=.~

I wish for an Arbroath smokie.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted. It's filled with cigarettes. Smokie that ;)

I wish for a bigger monitor.

[Drako_Dragonis]

Granted. Your new monitor is soo big, it covers the full length of the wall & it takes you standing at the door to make any sense of whats displayed on it.

I wish for a day off work.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted. You now have a terminal disease. Enjoy your day(s) off.

I wish for some chocolate.

[Drako_Dragonis]

Granted. Hands you a hershey's bar, enjoy.

I wish for a cigarette

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted. You now have lung cancer.

I wish for a robotic arm.

[Drako_Dragonis]

Granted, but you do realise I'm going to have to take one of your arms to replace it with ? *sharpens his machete* Which will it be, left or right ?

I wish we wern't so mean to each other in these posts >.=.<

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Right, please :p

Granted. We're now really, super nasty mean. D=

I wish for a USB Pen Drive.

[Drako_Dragonis]

(Damn, forgot this is 'wish corruption', I don't want to be a meanie T.=.T)

Granted, but your new pen drive only has a capacity of 512mb.

I wish for a new machete

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted. But... You fall on it and die... or something along those lines.

I wish you didn't die.

[Drako_Dragonis]

Granted, the blade misses my vital organs & only wounds me.

I wish the world was a nicer place

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, however, it's so nice that we no longer have weapons, and when aliens invade, we're easily defeated.

I wish for some cheese.

[Drako_Dragonis]

Granted, *Gives you a slab of Casu marzu* bon appetit!

I wish for an ice cold drink of water.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted. *gives a block of ice*

I wish for a Stargate.

[Drako_Dragonis]

Granted, but the top of your head gets cought in the 'splash' & you lose your lovely blond hair.

I wish for a bacon sandwich.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted. Except... The bacon is past it's use-by date! D=

I wish for... a lion.

[Drako_Dragonis]

Granted ...Nomnom (>.=.<)

I wish for a free room at the con

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, but to be eligible for the free room you have to give me

[Drako_Dragonis]

Granted, but since I'm not going to pay you

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, but in order to do that, all the servers have to have slower connections, so it balances out and your internet connection is just as slow (if not slower).

I wish for a puppy.

[Drako_Dragonis]

Granted, but it's a very sickly runt & costs you massively in vet fees. (that actually hurt a bit writing that)

I wish to feel no pain, physical or mental

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, but you don't feel the pain when you're shot and you bleed to death.

I wish for a TV.

[Drako_Dragonis]

(Sounds like a peaceful way to go >.=.<)

Granted, but it's so large there isn't a wall bracket large enough to hold it to the wall. As a consequence it falls & smashes.

I wish for a fish

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted... Erm... *gives a fish*.

I wish for a clock.

[Drako_Dragonis]

Granted, but it's one of these..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avqQpWROluI&feature=related

I wish for a drivers license

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, here's a provisional licence. Have fun. ^_^

I wish for a new computer...

[Drako_Dragonis]

(hehe, haven't even got that yet ^.=.~)

Granted, Your new computer is a Packard Bell with Windows 95, a 75 MHZ processor & 2 x 32 MB of ram :P

I wish for a new tattoo

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, but you get blood poisoning from the ink and you die a slow and painful death. :)

I wish for a... calculator.

[Drako_Dragonis]

(My goodness, you are a meanie >.=.<)

Granted, but it's a foreign exchange calculator.

I wish you'd stop killing me >.=.<

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, but... erm... hmm... THE UNIVERSE IMPLODES AND EVERYONE DIES! =V

I wish the universe didn't implode...

[Drako_Dragonis]

Granted, *Clicks a button & rolls back time to a wish before*^.=.~

I wish for some incense sticks

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, but it catches fire and burns everything.

I wish for a CD.

[Drako_Dragonis]

Granted, but it's the Teletubbies greatest hits! ^.=.~

I wish for a new pair of boots.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

(Oooh! Teletubbies =D)

Granted. I hope you enjoy THESE (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MzqQY6ACtdY/SUndpESI0cI/AAAAAAAABso/EeLZ4kSVmqU/s320/Right+boots-R5052.jpg)! MWAHAHAHA!

I wish I wasn't so cruel with my last corruption. :P

[Drako_Dragonis]

Granted, I now have a matching pair ^.=.~

I wish for a nap -.=.-

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted. Just eat this apple and you'll have a nap so deep you'll never awake! >:3

I wish for a turtle. Named Harold.

[Drako_Dragonis]

Granted, You now have a pet snapping turtle named Harold. One morning you wake to find Harold has ventured out of his tank & is now sitting in the corner of the room. You reach to pick him up & return him to the relative safety of his watery sanitary when 'Snap!', your are now minus a thumb. Seeing you severed extremity lying at your feet you, without thinking reach to grab it... 'Snap', Harold bites off your other thumb.

I wish my costume was finished & in my possession

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, but it's too small! >=3

I wish for flag.

[Drako_Dragonis]

Granted, *hands you a St Georges cross*

I wish I could sleep better.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, but you fall into a sleep so deep that you never wake up until a handsome prince kisses you. Also; all the princes are dead... *thunder and lightning* MWAHAHAHAHA!

I wish for a battery.

[Drako_Dragonis]

Granted, *hands you a Parthianbattery*

I wish for an end to the madness

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, but it isn't madness. IT IS SPARTAAAA! D=

I wish for a pen.

[Drako_Dragonis]

Granted! Hands you a pen shaped like a piece of toast ^.=.^
http://www.terminal7.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/fah1705pr.jpg

I wish I had a yiffy wish ! :D

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, but the rules to this forum say:

By agreeing to these rules, you warrant that you will not post any messages that are obscene, vulgar, sexually-oriented, hateful, threatening, or otherwise violative of any laws.
You are therefore banned. >:3

I wish for a glass.

[Drako_Dragonis]

(Ooo! Damn, must of missed that, sry >.=.<)

Granted, *hands you a glass with some liquid* But is the glass half full or half empty ? ^.=.~

I wish for a freebie.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted.... Erm... Here's a free... Punch to the face... or something... :\

I wish that my wishes were incorruptible.

[Drako_Dragonis]

Granted, You can now no longer wish.

I wish I had a.... pillow...*falls asleep at his keyboard*

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted... But... EXPLOSION!

I wish I could wsh again...

[Drako_Dragonis]

Granted, But before posting you must run all ideas past me! Muhahahaha! >.=.<

I wish to find a way to build a smoker.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted... Erm... But... EXPLOSION!

I wish I could think of corruptions...

[Drako_Dragonis]

Granted, but as soon as you do your brain deflates >.=.<

I wish for an egg.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, but it's a dinosaur egg and it hatches and it eats you.

I wish for a stylus.

[Drako_Dragonis]

Granted, but it has a weakness half way down & snaps shortly after it's first use.

I wish I had a new sketch pad.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, but it's a black paper sketch pad! D=

I wish for... Erm... I wish for a wish that I can wish, so that the wish is a wish and therefore, wishy. :)

[Drako_Dragonis]

Granted, *hands you a piece of paper, on which is a wish that only you would know what to wish for* ^.=.~

I wishy for a fishy on a little dishy

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, but the little fishy on the little dishy smells a little pi... bad... :)

I wish for a keyring.

[Drako_Dragonis]

(>.=.<)

Granted, but it's shaped like a cannabis leaf.

I wish for hard wood flooring.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, but the wood is so hard that you break your legs walking on it. D=

I wish for food.

[Drako_Dragonis]

Granted, *Hands you a can of Surstromming* Enjoy >.=.<

I wish I was more inventive.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, but you get so much you explode of inventiveness.

I wish for a Nintendo 3DS :)

[Drako_Dragonis]

Granted, *Hands you a prototype* You become so addicted your forced to spend the rest of your life in rehab >.=.<

I wish it would snow

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, but so do I, therefore you must corrupt your own wish. Mwahaha!

[Drako_Dragonis]

haha Granted, It snows so much & for so long that we're completely snowed in to our dwellings.

I wish I was happier.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, but you become so happy that you drain the happiness from everyone around you.

I wish for a puppy.

[Drako_Dragonis]

Granted, but its a chiwawa, so whilst out walking it, you look like the 'butchest' man in all of Ayrshire. >.=.<

I wish for a hug.

[Pyrenea Mendez]

Granted, but you are hugged so tight that your innards are push out through your nose. Delightful.

I wish for a WiiMote.

[Drako_Dragonis]

Granted, but it's been poorly made with a no returns policy & breaks shortly after use.

I wish I won the lottery (who dosn't, right ^.=.~)

[Pan157]

Granted but you only won £5 and the ticket cost £5 and travel cost £4 so you lose out.

I wish i had the power to shapeshift into whatever i want whenever i want painlessly

[Drako_Dragonis]

Granted but in stressful situations you shapeshift into the most inappropriate shapes imaginable.

I wish the world wasn't so complicated